Hold-My-Beer, I’m Self-Care-ing Bundle
Hold-My-Beer, I’m Self-Care-ing Bundle
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Top Highlights
Top Highlights
Everything you need to know—without the overwhelm.
What’s Inside
🧔 Beard Oil of Destiny (Birchwood Pine)
A lightweight, fast-absorbing beard oil that softens coarse hair, calms the skin underneath, and leaves a clean, fresh woods finish. Birchwood pine delivers a crisp, outdoorsy confidence that feels rugged but polished — never greasy, never overpowering.
🪓 Hold My Axe Soap Bar (Cedar • Mahogany)
A deep-cleaning, woodsy soap built with French green clay, kaolin, and activated charcoal to pull out oil and buildup without drying skin. Bold cedar and warm mahogany keep it masculine, clean, and cologne-free.
🕯️ Hold My Axe Candle (Birchwood Pine, 8 oz)
Sets the room with a crisp, fresh-wood atmosphere that feels confident and grounded. Birchwood pine brings clean forest air and sharp wood notes — less lounge, more presence.
🧂 Feelin’ Salty Mineral Scrub (Vanilla Cream)
A dual-action scrub that smooths rough skin and helps ease tired muscles using Epsom and Dead Sea salts. Finished with a warm vanilla-cream note that softens the routine without stealing the spotlight — subtle, comforting, and surprisingly good.
Why He’ll Love It
- A clean, masculine routine without “spa day” energy
- Beard, body, and space all handled in one kit
- Deep cleansing, exfoliation, and hydration without heaviness
- Scents that feel intentional, confident, and grown
- Looks good in the bathroom — not embarrassing on the counter
Key Benefits
- Softens beard hair and calms itchy skin
- Deep-cleans without stripping or drying
- Smooths rough skin and supports muscle recovery
- Creates a confident, put-together atmosphere at home
- Simple routine that actually gets used
Item Details
Item Details
Ingredients (Overview)
(Bundle summary — not itemized amounts)
Olive Oil • Coconut Oil • Shea Butter • Sunflower Oil • Castor Oil
French Green Clay • Kaolin Clay • Activated Charcoal
Epsom Salt • Dead Sea Salt
Birchwood Pine • Vanilla Cream Aroma Notes
Beard Oil Base: Sunflower Oil • Sweet Almond Oil • Fractionated Coconut Oil • Castor Oil • Vitamin E
Safety
- For external use only (soaps, scrubs, beard oil). Avoid contact with eyes.
- Candle: Always supervise pets and children around lit candles. Burn on a stable surface away from drafts.
- Discontinue use of any product if irritation occurs.
Additional Info
Additional Info
How to Use
- Soap Bar: Lather, scrub, rinse. Let bar dry fully between uses.
- Beard Oil: Massage a few drops into beard + skin post-shower.
- Scrub: Apply to damp skin, massage, rinse. For deeper comfort, leave on 3–5 minutes.
- Candle: Trim wick before lighting. Allow full melt pool on first burn.
Love It or Swap It Paw-mise™
- One-time scent swap — no return required.
- Visit the Love It Or Swap It Page to learn more.
Processing & Shipping
- In-stock: 2–4 business days
- Out-of-stock: No preorder — soap requires 4–6 weeks to cure
The all-in self-care kit for men who don’t “do self-care”… except when it smells this good.
Hold My Beer is a head-to-toe upgrade for body, beard, and space — built for men who want to feel clean, put-together, and confident without spa language, floral nonsense, or high-maintenance routines. Every product in this bundle is designed to work together: deep clean, smooth rough skin, soften the beard, and set the tone with bold, masculine energy that actually feels intentional.
This isn’t about pampering.
It’s about maintenance — done right.
